Now an Affection is an irrational movement of the soul, as regards either an ill or a good. And a movement has been called irrational, because Affections are neither decisions nor opinions, but movements of the irrational portions of the soul. For in the part of the soul, subject to Affections, there exist things, which, although they are our works, are nevertheless not in our power. ... For there are two Affections, simple and elementary, (namely,) Pleasure and Pain, and from these the rest are formed. For we must not number with these Fear and Desire, as being of the nature of principles and simple. ... But of Affections some are of a wild kind, others of a tame. Now the tame are such as exist in man according to nature; (being) both necessary and proper; and they are in this state, while they preserve some measure; but when there is found in them a want of measure, they then become deviations from right. Of such a kind are Pleasure, Pain, Anger, Pity, Shame. ... But other Affections, which are contrary to Nature, are of a wild kind, and arise from a perversion (of mind), and improper habits. Of such a kind is (excessive) laughter, and a rejoicing over calamities, and a hatred of mankind; which, by being stretched out and relaxed, and existing in any state whatsoever, are deviations from right, through not receiving any moderation. — Alcinous, *Handbook of Platonism*, Ch. 31, trans. George Burges (1854), pp. 306–308. *Surface Gloss:* Affections are non-rational soul movements—"our works, yet not in our power." Against the Stoics, there are only two simple root affections (Pleasure and Pain), while Desire and Fear are mixed compounds. Affections split into "tame" (natural and useful when moderated) and "wild" (perverse at any intensity). **The Two-Element Emotional Chemistry & The Tame/Wild Split:** 1. Every complex human emotion (ambition, dread, envy, nostalgia) is just a secondary compound mixed from two primary elements: Pleasure and Pain. Even Fear has a drop of hopeful pleasure in it (once hope hits zero, fear turns into flat grief); even Desire is heavy with the pain of not-having-yet. 2. Separate emotions into **Tame** (anger, pity, shame—functional hardware as long as you keep them dialed to a moderate setting) and **Wild** (Schadenfreude, cynicism/misanthropy, derisive mockery—toxic at *any* dosage, with no "healthy middle ground").
— In our words · Source: Handbook of Platonism (Alcinous)