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Card #c340IR // #c340Verbatim excerpt
‘I haven’t had coffee yet,’ replied the cat, ‘how can I leave?

— Source: The Master and Margarita (Mikhail Bulgakov)

[Use when]

Use when a comic refusal needs bureaucratic logic.

[Why it matters]

Bureaucratic logic as comic armor — the refusal is unanswerable because it is procedural.

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