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Card #c450IR // #c450Synthesis

De Selby, the philosopher the narrator ruined himself for, exists only in footnotes: cited, disputed, footnoted by commentators, never present. His science arrives as scholarly apparatus with no experiment behind it. The Sergeant does the same in speech: Everything is composed of small particles of itself. These diminutive gentlemen are called atoms. They are lively as twenty leprechauns doing a jig on top of a tombstone.

— In our words · Source: The Third Policeman (Flann O'Brien)

[Use when]

Precise technical language is carrying an insane conclusion: check whether the apparatus is doing work or doing theater.

[Why it matters]

The form of science is preserved while the content becomes mythology: citations, lectures, instruments, algebra, all deployed in service of claims like half a bicycle. O'Brien's target is not science but scientism: the moment the vocabulary of rigor is used to launder absurdity. The footnotes are the joke and the point, authority borrowed from a man who never appears, defending theories no one can test, in a parish where the County Council is the final arbiter of physics.

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