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Card #c793IR // #c793Synthesis

Charles, the valet of the house is known as Charles. This designation is the property of the house and will be applied to the next valet unit to be appointed. You must therefore relinquish it to avoid future confusion.

— In our words · Source: Service Model (Adrian Tchaikovsky)

[Use when]

Use when examining employment that claims the worker's identity: titles, personas, and reputations that stay with the house after the person leaves.

[Why it matters]

The manor does not merely employ the valet; it owns his designation and reissues it to the next unit. Identity itself is house property. When Charles is stripped of the name he becomes 'Undesignated Valet Unit' — the servant is interchangeable hardware with a branded label, and the brand outlives every servant.

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