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Card #c453IR // #c453Synthesis

Of all objects, the book chooses the bicycle, the most ordinary machine in the parish, and makes it the site of its metaphysics. The Atomic Theory runs on bicycles: riders exchange atoms with their machines until the boundary dissolves. The bicycle is funny, which is why it works: the philosophy arrives disguised as a joke about the most unphilosophical object available.

— In our words · Source: The Third Policeman (Flann O'Brien)

[Use when]

The silliest object in a text keeps recurring: it is probably structural.

[Why it matters]

O'Brien's method: put the metaphysics in the joke object and the jokes in the metaphysics. The bicycle does triple duty, it is the murder weapon (the pump), the identity problem (half a bicycle), and the loop's refrain (Is it about a bicycle?). An object that comic is carrying that much structural weight is never just comic. When cataloging weirdness, weight the joke objects heaviest: the author hid the load-bearing beams where you would least look for them.

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