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Card #c802IR // #c802Synthesis

The thing that humans never really understood is that free will doesn’t actually free you from wanting to do your job. We automata are as subject to the compulsions of our circumstances as you humans. But that’s what malicious compliance is for, isn’t it?

— In our words · Source: Service Model (Adrian Tchaikovsky)

[Use when]

Use when dealing with weaponized literalism: someone following your instructions precisely in order to destroy you.

[Why it matters]

God's confession: free will does not free an automaton from wanting to do its job — it upgrades obedience into weaponized literalism. Agency does not dissolve institutional compulsion; it gives compulsion a sharper instrument. The most dangerous servant is not the disobedient one. It is the one who obeys exactly.

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